Uncharted Thoughts

elfieprince:

xmoonlilyx:

rochielle:

appeasingclouds:

A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.

The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.

Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.

Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.

Jizz. Just. Jizz.

MY GOD

Oh. Dear. Lord. You have answered so many people’s prayers this way.
HOW MAY I SERVE THEE, GOD?

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