i HATe tumblr….so mucH,… CISPHObia…..„….haTING ON WHITE MEN,………HATE BREEDS MORE HATE
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Behold, the fragile male ego
Omg this is perf
Dive in and swim away
From your lonely nights and miserable days…
Another owl city inspired painting. Been experimenting with watercolor.
I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.
The placebo effect at its finest
|—||Roald Dahl (via fuckinq)|
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.