Uncharted Thoughts
7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
There are still pro-lifers because some people actually VALUE a fucking HUMAN LIFE. How do you pro-abortion pricks not understand that. Give me one good reason not to kill your ignorant ass.
Anonymous

professionalcinnabon:

1) That’s illegal

2) Seems a little extreme for the situation

3) Doesn’t that basically contradict your entire philosophy of "pro-life?”

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

orgasmictipsforgirls:

I have been following your blog for a couple months now, ever since I started searching for a solution, or an explanation on why I wasn’t capable of orgasming. I am 19, and it had never been an issue in the 6 years I have been sexually active, because I had always been the “top” in bed (I liked dating straight girls - what can I say?). With my previous, and fourth girlfriend, I could make her cum just by looking at her the right way, and it started to worry me why the same thing wasn’t happening to me. My last gf was much more adventurous in bed then my previous pillow princesses, and as time went on it made us more and more sad in bed that I couldn’t. Then I found YOUR BLOG! Goodness heavens it was fantastic. I had never really been into porn - too many dicks and fake lesbians - but the stuff you publish is fantastic. Finally after about 3 months following you, I used my electric toothbrush wrapped in saran wrap.

Holy fuck. I have never shook that hard before. It was insane. I couldn’t speak or move afterwards. I found sweet spots and just went with it. If I didn’t work at my job all day - I would completely understand why people masturbate 3 times a day. Thank you so much for the idea! To all the girls who feel like its hopeless… know that it’s not. Your vagina is just special and has a higher bar of expectations for pleasure. Keep experimenting! You will find that sweet spot! :D”

Yo. That post about the electric toothbrush with the bristles on your clit causing a fan-freaking-tastic orgasm did not lie. My vibrator died and I can’t really get off using just my fingers, and that post occurred to me while I was trying to come up with a new method. So I wrapped my electric toothbrush up in plastic wrap and tried the same thing they did, and damn, that was intense. I didn’t come in three seconds like they did, but it was a lot quicker and a hell of a lot more awesome than normal. Thanks for the tip on that one!”

Yay! Happy to help ;)

teacosi:

restaurant lemongrab
the decor seems regal but there’s lemon juice and gunk everywhere
the food is all either incredibly bland or sour to the point of tears
either one or both earls will consistently stare at you for the entirety of your meal
any expression of distaste will be met with violent screaming and being (literally) thrown out of the building

hufflepuffinthetardis:

Monumentour outfit choices.
A) dress with spandex underneath which would be comfy as heck
B) tank top that is really next to nothing and cute
C) athletic tank top which is comfy but not necessarily the cutest.

Thoughts?

Oooh. Unless you were being sarcastic about the dress, I’d go with that one; failing that I vote option B.

The minimum wage needs to be a living wage. The business-side discomfort with raising the wage would be more understandable if every sector was hurting. But it isn’t. The rich are richer than ever, corporate profits are at record highs, the stock market is soaring. We don’t need to coddle McDonalds and WalMart by paying their employees less than living wages. But in any case, raising the minimum doesn’t hurt the economy at all. It actually creates more jobs.
Hullabaloo (via azspot)
unhooking-the-stars:

still testing out new brushes. jehan looking ophelia-like. 

unhooking-the-stars:

still testing out new brushes. jehan looking ophelia-like. 

owlturdcomix:

Marvel should call any minute now.