friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
marauders on the train to HOGWARS
james is already detailing new prank ideas and remus is actually excited at the prospect of getting to test out some charms he read about over the summer (and hey he hasnt seen his friends in 3 months why not let james bask in his own glory for a moment before informing him that 2/3 of his ideas are technically illegal)
meanwhile sirius notices that peter’s mom did his hair again
I mean, she doesn’t entirely understand what’s going on. I think that my daughter thinks that her Olaf doll is some form of black magic. That Daddy is somehow throwing his voice into this little teddy bear. Because sometimes she’ll press it and I’ll be standing there, not moving my mouth and it’s like some sick ventriloquist is doing some weird dummy show for his daughter.
But Ava’s smart. She got it the second she saw the Frozen teaser in a movie theater. I took her to see ‘Monsters University .’ And the teaser trailer for ‘Frozen’ didn’t have any dialogue. It only had my laugh. But as soon as she heard that laugh coming off of the screen, Ava looked at me and said ‘That’s Dadda,’ Josh concluded. “I swear to God that I had never explained it to her. I had never told her ‘Your Dad’s in a Disney movie’ because Ava’s only 2 1/2 and she doesn’t understand Disney or movie. But the fact of the matter is that she knew that voice coming off that movie screen was her Dad. And now, that’s how Ava identifies the characters from ‘Frozen.’ First there’s Elsa, then Anna and finally Daddy.
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The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
I COULDN’T REMEMBER HOW TO DO THE NYC CAUSE I HAVEN’T WORN A SCARF IN SO LONG THANK DA LAWD
Let’s talk about the fact that in the eight or so times I’ve seen this on my dash, I never noticed it was MK Wiles, until now.
jesus said love thy neighbour but when thy neighbour starts leafblowing at five am we gon have a problem
ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?
During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”
The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?”
In all seriousness, she answered “How did you know?”
“Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it’s weighing on your mind.” replied the author.
Here’s the answer:
Every relationship has a cycle… In the beginning; you fall in love with your partner. You anticipate their calls, want their touch, and like their idiosyncrasies. Falling in love wasn’t hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn’t have to DO anything. That’s why it’s called “falling” in love.
People in love sometimes say, I was swept of my feet. Picture the expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something happened TO YOU.
Falling in love is a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few months or years of being together, the euphoria of love fades. It’s a natural cycle of EVERY relationship.
Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse’s idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts. The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship; you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.
At this point, you and/or your partner might start asking, “Am I with the right person?” And as you reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone
else. This is when relationships breakdown.
The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the person you found.
People blame their partners for their unhappiness and look outside for fulfillment. Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes.
Infidelity is the most common. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your relationship. It lies within it.
I’m not saying that you couldn’t fall in love with someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you’d feel better. But you’d be in the same situation a few years later.
Because (listen carefully to this)
The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the Person you found.
SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. You have to work on it day in and day out. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it demands WISDOM. You have to know
WHAT TO DO to make it work. Make no mistake about it.
Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your partner), just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. If you know how to apply these laws, the results are predictable.
Love is therefore a “decision”. Not just a feeling.
Remember this always: the universe determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go!
why doesn’t this have more notes
This is so serious. If you care about someone, fucking care about them. Remember it every day. Remember it on bad days especially. Remember it in fights. Remember it when you’re happy. Appreciate it. Love it. Be it. Live it. Feel it. Cause you have no idea when it will be gone. There are only so many chances. And if you do forget and you do something stupid. You’d better fucking fight for it, fucking fight as hard as you can. As hard as you can doesn’t mean until it is a detriment to you, but until you’re sure it won’t be. True love will always be true love and if you lose it, you’re going to regret it.
FIGHT for what you love! Problem is people give up too easily when they just needed to give love one more chance to make it right.
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
That’s a sea lion.
google images knows what version of sleepy hollow i’m talking about when I say “the good one”
lol love that
dude they’re both good though
Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.